“You… you and I are just so different”, she said - trembling by now. “I mean… how can I best put this - you can be happy about Peanut Butter. And I mean - actually, fundamentally, really happy!”.

“And what is supposed to be wrong about that?”, he thought - “Peanut Butter is completely awesome”. And he told her exactly that:

“Peanut Butter is completely awesome! Damn straight I can be happy about that - what are you even talking about!?”

As the words left his mouth, a feeling crept up to the higher region of his brain. A feeling that he had just made a big mistake.

He denied it. “It stops at Peanut Butter”, he decided. “You have to draw a line somewhere and here is where I draw it.”

“Nobody is going to give me shit about loving Peanut Butter.”

#IWillNotApologizeForART